^~:-.^^^'.                                          .'^^^.-:~^
:^¤-'.^'-¤                                          ¤-'^.'-¤^:
'::-~.-~.^                                          ^.~-.~-::'
-'^=¤¤'¤~=                                          =~¤'¤¤=^'-
:'=~~¤---:                                          :---¤~~=':
..'¤~~~:~-                                          -~:~~~¤'..
~=^~~.:^'' ThE  DiStIng  is   a  Tube  of  WeATHEr: ''^:.~~^=~
'^=~--^=::                                          ::=^--~=^'
^'^^¤.'~:~ ThERE  ArE cIRcleS and croSSes iNsCRIBeD ~:~'.¤^^'^
.=¤='^'=.¤ AlL    OvEr    soMewheRe    anD    ORDeR ¤.='^'=¤=.
~'=^~¤¤==^           quICknuGgets #§!!~~            ^==¤¤~^='~
-~-.~~¤~-~                   =#=                    ~-~¤~~.-~-
¤~=-~¤¤:^:                     =                    :^:¤¤~-=~¤
'-=:^'=.:^                                          ^:.='^:=-'
='=-=~'~¤: It'S A WeLl GUardEd seCret, buT It'S ToO :¤~'~=-='=
-:':'¤-.^= SmALL fOr  mY tasTe?  I trY  tO EnVISIoN =^.-¤':':-
¤'=..'=¤^= WhAT YoU KnoW  on  sheEts  Of  pApER AnD =^¤='..='¤
^='^¤.¤'.~        PrOceSS of fallIng AParT).        ~.'¤.¤^'=^
^.-='==^.:                                          :.^=='=-.^
=¤=-:=~:¤= AnGRY   aT  EVeryThing   iS   UsEd   FoR =¤:~=:-=¤=
~^.~¤^¤-^¤ PrOLONgInG lIFe, TransFer MUsiCaL INTEnT ¤^-¤^¤~.^~
.¤''^-^:.- ThROUGh    a    tUbe.    iT's     HANDy. -.:^-^''¤.
:~~-.^.¤=¤ VoLCA dRuMs   -   fits   mY   AeStHETIc. ¤=¤.^.-~~:
-~¤-=:~.^-              MakeNoise matHS             -^.~:=-¤~-
':¤-^^::¤: # & !  *  ¤            ¤&§§§§§§§&!¤¤*¤¤¤ :¤::^^-¤:'
¤':~--=¤'-                    =                     -'¤=--~:'¤
=''''-'=:- @   #                                  = -:='-''''=
^~=~¤:='==            &# ======= = =====            =='=:¤~=~^
.==:~:^~¤¤                 ==== ====                ¤¤~^:~:==.
~¤:^:.~^~¤                                          ¤~^~.:^:¤~
'~¤'::=:^¤                                          ¤^:=::'¤~'
.^'¤'~.¤~=             ¤ thE resIstoR ¤             =~¤.~'¤'^.
.¤¤^^.'^:: It  REsIsTs ELectRic=  =coMPutEr =¤##### ::^'.^^¤¤.
'¤-.:¤-=^~                   ~¤=¤~                  ~^=-¤:.-¤'
':.^¤=':':                                          :':'=¤^.:'
-¤~.'-.'=~ InCREDiBlY wEIrd  artiFactS beNdInG HAcK ~='.-'.~¤-
'¤¤-.--='= TaPE    cAssETte    anAlog    SoUnD    ^ ='=--.-¤¤'
:-^~.~':'.                                          .':'~.~^-:
':--¤'.=.¤ I  ACTuAlLy QUite  gooD. oBVioUsLy EXIsT ¤.=.'¤--:'
-¤--::-^~= In THE MoUth, or  so i've HEarD. gOT  tO =~^-::--¤-
=:¤.~¤:.::           loOK in a boOk !&=##           ::.:¤~.¤:=
':':==-~''           #@@¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤@@#          ''~-==:':'
~^^==::=^-         ##=&! whaTs a Book !&=##         -^=::==^^~
^^=~¤...=¤ #@@¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ ahA  aNd  ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤@@# ¤=...¤~=^^
=~:^.-:~:'         ##=&! whaTs a Book !&=##         ':~:-.^:~=
-=--=:=.^=       #@@¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤       =^.=:=--=-
=^.:::.-:-                                          -:-.:::.^=
-=-^..:^~. I'D  SaY I aM an  averAge FOr A WhILE... .~^:..^-=-
=:::=-...=                                          =...-=:::=
::..¤.¤-^~                                          ~^-¤.¤..::
~^:~=.¤:-^                                          ^-:¤.=~:^~
..¤^='':^-                                          -^:''=^¤..
-'--'~'¤--                                          --¤'~'--'-
-:.:'-~:¤=                                          =¤:~-':.:-