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furry creature posing in a sort of way. shitty meme edit. creature from monsters inc looking hyped and running. text reads - when you see a hasch smulor i ugnen: carboxyl! carboxyl!

Eating cannabis

Nah but ok here's what. I need to oilify this shit quick. We're talking three grams it's not so much we should be able to do it without consequence (dire consequence).

Here's what i heard: First it needs to be decarboxylated into regular old THC and all the other ones. It's a special form that makes it nice. There's actually no THC in the plant! It's all this other carboxylated shit and we need to make it, not that. For this purpose it goes in the oven for a bit

Afterward, 40 minutes later, we put it in the butter we melted in the meantime. Then stir and simmer and stir and simmer and, you know how it is, i'm soooo tired and just wanna go to bed at this point, nya.

photo of the butter being filtered through a coffee filter

Problem

We made it too auburn we made it too amber we made it too grimy we made it too slimy!!!!!

And also we hotboxed the apartment!

I fully believe i set the record for the entire apartment complex in terms of weed smelliness it's like, whoh. Stunky skunk time, watchout.

Fuck, it's 00:44 on a thursday night GO TO BED tomorrow we might - taste these butters mmmooooh ye

00:52 now btw. My fingers i might have licked them a bit it's a maybe i'm falling a sleep in a peculiar way.
(snork mimi all day next day at work)
drawing of furry sleeping in a chair measuring the now solid butter on a scale. it weighs 96 grams.
Calculation goes thusly: 150 gram butter with 3 gram hash of like 20% THC... but i did a bad job overall lets say 10%... so 300mg THC. This makes 2mg THC per gram.
T+00:00 ➡️ i eat less than 1 gram of butter maybe 0.9
T+01:10 ➡️ well, i feel nothing
T+02:30 ➡️ eating 2g more
T+04:30 ➡️ ok maybe next time i eat 7g.
One problem is that it doesn't taste very good at all. Chewing fucked up butter with nothing... Ewwwwww.
(i do hot girl shit for a couple of days)
nude drawing of a furry
Attempt II. I slept very little and ate some with my breakfast. It blends in well with like some food. Tastes a bit earthy yeah it could almost be there on purpose.
T+00:00 ➡️ i eat ~4.8 grams
T+01:30 ➡️ nothing -_-
T+02:00 ➡️ i eat ~6 grams more
T+04:00 ➡️ no. weak ass butter apparently >:(
After this i slept for fifteen hours.
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I mean, page is over, this shit sucks.................. Sorry.................