.!-*%!?#§# #§#?!%*-!. .?==§?@### ###@?§==?. :!»!!%§# #§%#&!!»!: ^-»&§%@§## ##§@%§&»-^ -!«!:!#@@# #@@#!:!«!- :¤»?!&@@## -- -- == the golden == -- -- ##@@&!?»¤: ~?~&§&?#@# #§#?&§ m §&?#§# #@#?&§&~?~ ¤!»:&!## ##!&:»!¤ ^:»§§?## lets hear it for ##?§§»:^ ---&¤!%### ¤¤¤ mc donalds ¤¤¤ ###%!¤&--- '¤»§&??### ###??&§»¤' '!-¤!?%### what can i do ya for ###%?!¤-!' ~?-§&§?%## ##%?§&§-?~ ¤:«:???§@# - cheeseburger - #@§???:«:¤ --=*¤!%§§# - nuggets - #§§%!¤*=-- ~~=?¤!%&§# - double cheeseburger - #§&%!¤?=~~ .:»*?%@§@# - fries - #@§@%?*»:. ':«¤¤!%§@# - carbonated water - #@§%!¤¤«:' ---&!%%# - bearnaise dip sauce - ##&%%!&--- :~»¤??%&@# - big mac - #@&%??¤»~: .:-::%## - coffee - ##%#&::-:. ^¤=&:§%@## ##@%§:&=¤^ =!«*:?§#§# ????? ¤ ????? #§#§?:*«!= ':»=??@# ##&@??=»:' '-«§¤%%@## it all began a thousand years ago in ##@%%¤§«-' =:-*%%#@§# like the eighteenth century. a dark #§@#%%*-:= ~:«:%%#§§# figure emerged from a tavern after a few #§§#%%:«:~ '!»§%&?%## years apprenticeship, with an idea. it ##%?&%§»!' ~~=?:%?@@# was illegal to sell food in the region #@@?%:?=~~ ~==*:&%%## for everybody except that tavern. ##%%&:*==~ ~?«§¤§%#@# #@#%§¤§«?~ ^-»*&%#§@# but marigold didn't care. #@§#%&*»-^ .¤»¤%!%§@# #@§%!%¤»¤. '-=¤¤%?#§# she began putting dried lizard meat #§#?%¤¤=-' ^=«*:?@§@# between two bread slices, operating out #@§@?:*«=^ '¤»*!!#@## of a cart, not staying in the same place ##@#!!*»¤' -!~&??@# long. in the day she slept, in the eve ##&@??&~!- -?-?!§%@§# she sold her wares, and in the night she #§@%§!?-?- ^:«!?!§@§# poached. #§@§!?!«:^ .!-?%%§@## ##@§%%?-!. ~-~§&%%@## after a few years, marigolds food cart ##@%%&§~-~ ^:~!%§?### had a reputation. she called it ###?§%!~:^ ¤=-??%@§§# -- the golden m -- #§§@%??-=¤ ¤~»=¤%%@@# and people talked about the golden m. #@@%%¤=»~¤ ~:-?%!@%@# the old tavern had their monopoly and #@%@!%?-:~ :~=§&?@§## didn't change their menu much. marigolds ##§@?&§=~: :~~*:%§### secret lizard foodcart was new and ###§%:*~~: ^!»!:&?@## fresh. ##@?&:!»!^ ~?~*¤§§%## ##%§§¤*~?~ ~=-*?%@@## however, she became a little too well ##@@%?*-=~ ':«§§§?§## known. the taverns men hot on her trail, ##§?§§§«:' =:-!:&?§@# she could stay a shorter and shorter #@§?&:!-:= .!«§:§#%## time in each location. she felt hunted. ##%#§:§«!. ~¤«¤§%§@## and soon enough there came a time when ##@§%§¤«¤~ =:-=:%#%@# they started watching for her at the #@%#%:=-:= ~¤-?¤?@%@# gates of every village. #@%@?¤?-¤~ '~~?¤?%# ##&%?¤?~~' =-=?§%?§## so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ##§?%§?=-= :=«¤%??&@# forever. #@&??%¤«=: :~=?:!?%## ##%?!:?=~: ¤¤»?!!?### ??? ¤ ??? ###?!!?»¤¤ ¤!«§§&%@@# #@@%&§§«!¤ -?«!§%#§@# after thirty years, a man named nicholas #@§#%§!«?- =~=§?%@@@# found the cart. he was a cursed #@@@%?§=~= -~-?¤%§&@# entrepreneur (they all are (cursed, i #@&§%¤?-~- ==«¤¤&@@@# mean)) and as such he of course thought #@@@&¤¤«== =-»¤§!#§## it a good idea to follow in marigolds ##§#!§¤»-= '-~!:&%# foodsteps. ##&%&:!~-' .===&&%#@# #@#%&&===. :-~¤?!%&@# he wasn't all that of a cook, and even #@&%!?¤~-: -¤=:!§?§@# though some recognized the golden m, he #@§?§!:=¤- ¤!=*§§@%## quickly fell into infamity. however he ##%@§§*=!¤ .¤«?%?%@## was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ##@%?%?«¤. :?~?!%#§## trying. the tavern didn't care for him ##§#%!?~?: ¤:»?%?%&§# since nobody bought his food anyway (and #§&%?%?»:¤ -!«§%?@### also they had expanded too quickly, ###@?%§«!- .~-:?@## succumbed to corruption, and was in the ##@#&?:-~. :~»&¤%@§@# process of falling apart). #@§@%¤&»~: '¤»*?§%# ##&%§?*»¤' .!-¤%?#%## angry at everyone for not understanding ##%#?%¤-!. -~-?:?@@## his food, he woved to leave ##@@?:?-~- ^--:%%@§@# kirugu vargir entierly. #@§@%%:--^ ¤!=::§@#§# #§#@§::=!¤ =!=¤:%§#@# which he did. #@#§%:¤=!= :-~:%?§### ###§?%:~-: ^-»=&?%§## ?? ¤ ?? ##§%?&=»-^ -=»¤?!?### ###?!?¤»=- .¤«=?&%# we dont know much about how he traveled ##&%&?=«¤. =--*!?@%§# or where, but eventually he ended up on #§%@?!*--= =?==§%@### earth in the fifties. ###@%§==?= :¤«§?@## upon finding out that earth holds no ##@#&?§«¤: =¤»*&!§%§# edible lizards, he settled for cow meat #§%§!&*»¤= '¤»§:&§§## instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ##§§&:§»¤' ~--§¤?%@@# liked it! #@@%?¤§--~ ==»&!%%§§# #§§%%!&»== -:»¤&!§%## then he got scammed out of the cart by a ##%§!&¤»:- =¤»§:&§%## man named mickey mac donalds, who ##%§&:§»¤= ---§:%#%@# renamed the business after himself. #@%#%:§--- ~?»!:%#§@# while nicholas quickly perished, mickey #@§#%:!»?~ =¤«:¤§§%@# funneled his inherited billions into the #@%§§¤:«¤= =¤-=¤§§&§# project, and quickly expanded all over #§&§§¤=-¤= =¤«:%§@§## the planet. ##§@§%:«¤= :=»:¤!#### ####!¤:»=: -:=:§??#§# ? ¤ ? #§#??§:=:- =?=¤??##§# #§##??¤=?= :-~*%!§%@# and the rest is history! #@%§!%*~-: .~-¤%%?#@# #@#?%%¤-~. ':»¤!!§@@# #@@§!!¤»:' ^!~*§%§@## ##@§%§*~!^ :¤~*?§@@§# #§@@§?*~¤: ^!-!!%@# #@%#&!!-!^