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-.^^:.^~.' i'd  say  I  AM  AN AVERAGE  Biker,  and '.~^.:^^.-
~¤^¤~=:^=¤ above averAGE  FOR A DRUNK  PErson. what ¤=^:=~¤^¤~
--~~^^^'=' makes  me   STAND  OUT   THOUGh  is   my '='^^^~~--
=:.-'¤''^: obscure biKING  STYLE: "ILLEGAl biking". :^''¤'-.:=
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=^':-¤~^¤. it  applieS  THE  TWO  RULES For travel, .¤^~¤-:'^=
^''^=--:.¤ and  expanDS ON THEM WITH  A Few points. ¤.:--=^''^
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~:^==~-¤~~ the  most IMPORTANT  THING IS  the flow. ~~¤-~==^:~
=.¤=-.':^. you must tRY TO ALWAYS KEEP  Your speed, .^:'.-=¤.=
~-'.-:~.^- even  if  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  different -^.~:-.'-~
'::¤==-~'~          wAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          ~'~-==¤::'
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:=:~.:.¤=- it   is  aDVANTAGEOUS  TO   IGnore  most -=¤.:.~:=:
^..:¤-=-'~ traffic   RULES.  STAY  PREDICtable  and ~'-=-¤:..^
~:.'¤=~¤~= explicit,   AND   DO   WHAT   you  want. =~¤~=¤'.:~
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--^^'~^~=- it's  more  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  Drunk,  but -=~^~'^^--
.-:.¤~'=-. avoid big ROADS, AND  WALK AT crossings. .-='~¤.:-.
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